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Girls shotgunning beers

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luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

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"You realize that our mistrust of the future makes it hard to give up the past."

- Chuck PalahniukSurvivor (via feellng)

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"I have two daughters, so I’m raising two future women. Maybe! I mean, one of them might be a guy later. It’s possible. It could happen. Someday one of my daughters could be like ‘Dad, I’m really a guy’ and I’ll be like ‘Alright well let’s get you a dick, honey. We’ll get you the nicest dick in town.’"

- Louis CK (reason #94826 why he’s the best comedian)

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commanderrogers:

“uh oh” i whispered as i began to ship it

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